Ripped! And The Jeans Have Holes In Them Too

I was dubious when it first became popular to wear jeans with holes in them.  Seemed stupid.  I remember there was a guy who was making a killing selling jeans that he had shot up with his shotgun.  But as with a lot of things, seeing a fine motherfucker like this guy wearing it well made me see the value of the aerated jeans.  Our guy here is catching a quick break from a hard day’s work out in the broiling sun.  You know what would help cool him off faster?  Just go ahead and take them jeans all the way off.  Please?